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Careful Baby Boomers They are Trying to Kill Us Off; Nine Outrageous Solutions
Comedy In Truth: There are now eight billion people on planet Earth. Believe me when I tell you, there are think tanks on how to resolve this issue.
One: Gather all your children together if you have over $500,000 cash or assets to disburse when you die.
Let your children know they will NOT receive a penny if you die before a certain age. You set the age and the conditions.
Two: At the same meeting, let them know they will not get a penny if you are put into a retirement home.
Three: Move to a country where seniors are treasured, honored, and shown gratitude. This would mean moving to India, China, Scotland, or Japan. Take at least one of your children with you. Give that child all your money.
Four: Stop going to funerals. The funeral home is only calculating its next quarter income potential.
Five: Do not put your actual birthdate on social media sites. Because the next thing that happens is you begin receiving emails from life insurance companies.
Six: Stop hanging out with other seniors who are waiting to die. Get a new set of friends. No one wants to die alone. They will find subtle ways to have you join them.
